Findings:
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Mind without body
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Would you like to know more?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Where would America be without Canada?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Just to see what it would be like
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- You mean the me that you would be
- eternity would be boring
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- what would it take to be serene again?
- I never thought it would be like this
- Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- They knew what our pain would be.
- If you would be seated
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- The dog who would not move
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
- Who Would Jesus Bomb?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
- The dog who would not beg
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- My drug dealer died last week
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- I would kill my mother
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- If you would be so kind
- Half-sour pickle
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- I would know right away that it's you.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Who Would True Valour See
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
- The dog who would not come in
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- The best kind of bartender
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- The dog who would not back off
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- play dumb
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- That would be me
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- That Would Be Enough
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- That I Would Be Good
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- A whimper would be fine
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Would you know if you were insane?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Life without music would be a mistake
- it would be hilarious if only
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- Know your pets
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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