Findings:

• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• What have you been smoking?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• he would have cried
• You, standing
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I've been here for 5 hours
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• What pornos would have us believe
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• i have been burning for so long
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I know I have been dreaming
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• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• the circles here have corners
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Movies that should have been books first
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Here We Have Idaho
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• What Might Have Been
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like to have emotions
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have laughed
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Bernie would have won
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I could have been Canadian
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• He's been places they have not.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I could have been one of a two
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• You stole what they would have given you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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