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• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Rebeca Martinez
• eternity would be boring
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I never thought it would be like this
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Be something... be anything other than this
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Just to see what it would be like
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• you had to be there
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The Ten Commandments revised
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• play dumb
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Mind without body
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• The end will be a sellout
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• What can be better than that?
• Starving in the greenhouse
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• it would be hilarious if only
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.

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