Findings:

• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I'm swimming in sarcasm sea, your semantics have no effect on me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You have no power over me
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Things video games have taught me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• No My Car Day
• I have no faith in your God
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Could you have danced with me?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Stoned music memories
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Have a nice day
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• They have no bones.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Words Have No Meaning
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Holy Day of Obligation
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have no browser and I must node!
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Dogs that have owned me
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have no complaint
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• The day Anubis hit on me
• Atheists have no support group
• It could have been me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Computers have no sense of time
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Have One On Me
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Penis for a day
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• No day at the beach
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• No such thing as a bad day
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• There is no music for this day
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• the good days are killing me too
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• The day he gave me a lift
• No journey worth taking is easy
• have an easy fast
• In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• I will find the beauty in you even if I have to plant and grow it myself
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I have no hair
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Where the streets have no name
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Even Day
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Kids have no concept of time
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Californians have no soul
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• No one says anything important during the day

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