Findings:

• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Run and turn into butter
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• The smoke turned into rain
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• How to turn any number into a 9
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• Watermelon hookah
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• things you can't turn into poetry
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Turn anything into a sound file
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Marilyn Manson Goth
• Real Goth
• Closet Goth
• Gothic Music
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.
• Goth club
• Goth Barbie
• Goth Baiting
• To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• goth in a box
• Reign Of Claudius, Defeat Of The Goths
• Reign Of Claudius, Defeat Of The Goths II
• Reign Of Claudius, Defeat Of The Goths III
• Reign Of Claudius, Defeat Of The Goths IV
• Reign Of Claudius, Defeat Of The Goths V
• Goth Poetry
• Goth Rednecks
• Gilly the Perky Goth
• Kodak goes Goth
• Chibi Goth (user)
• Goth Girl
• Anarchist goth babie (user)
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Godless Goth (user)
• Noder Love Cats: A Goth Birthday Bash in London
• Goth (user)
• Goth Gangsta Rap II: In Da Club
• Goths in hot weather
• Goth (category)
• The Origin And Deeds Of The Goths
• Mia Goth
• him
• To let him know
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• as much as time to him reveals
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's never him
• Language of the dead
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• Divine hunger sustains him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• then I hugged him
• I refute him thus!
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I ain't mad at him
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Peace be upon him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Is she really going out with him?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• You want that I should rough him up?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• I didn't want him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• To Him Who Waits
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I'm not sharing him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• An Ode for Him
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• Can I eat him, boss?
• To the Not Impossible Him
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• death passed him by
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• A day without him is three years long
• As Nature Made Him
• HIM (user)
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• him da best (user)
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• Worship Him
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• H-I-M (user)
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• A poem for when I loved him
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• I know him cince I k (user)
• At night, she still believes in him
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• better off with him than here with me
• I hadn't told him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• Him, the harbinger of Nothing
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• hims (user)
• With him it was always like
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Inspiring Him
• i smile at him

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