Findings:
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Going to school with large bags under your eyes
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Ain't nothing going on but the rent
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- not running from, but going to
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- No, but I'll have a beer
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- unless you have integrated
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- bag on the side
- bags
- Brown paper bag
- body bag
- bag job
- bag
- punching bag
- Carry bag
- The Two Bags
- psychological punching bag
- paper bag
- Dooney Bag
- answer: N bags of coins
- Pull out of the bag
- There's an alien in your bag
- Ziploc bag omelet
- chicken bag
- Bag of Bones
- Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
- bag of holding
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
- head bag
- Bag Tag
- Plastic bags are liquids
- dime bag
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
- messenger bag
- Politzer bag
- bag lady
- Bag Balm
- Litter Bag
- Stores that require you to check your bags at the door
- Jiffy Bag
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- recycling bag
- bag in a box
- Let the cat out of the bag
- Doggie Bag (user)
- goon bag
- I got sunshine in a bag
- shacker bag
- dilly bag
- bag of devouring
- Letting My Cat Outta the Bag
- rice bag
- Sacco bags
- Bag of Crushed Child (user)
- desert water bag
- You didn't even keep one bag?
- Tote bag
- piping bag
- Japanese airsickness bags
- bug out bag
- Typed Resume (Bag With That)
- Putting groceries in a paper bag
- Exit bag
- Spain's Golden Age packs its bags
- All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
- Kitten in a bag
- Ziploc bag guacamole
- seat bag
- Bomb Bag
- Bag Lady (user)
- Bag of Crushed Child
- bags smells (user)
- Buying Louis Vuitton bags
- Eugene's Trick Bag
- The Paper Bag Princess
- grow bag
- bean bag
- wet bag torture
- grocery bag
- a two dollar bag of clowns
- A paper bag is a form of culture
- Cat. Bag. Out.
- Bad Sistuh bites the bag
- go bag
- Oil bag
- i wasn't ready to hear it so plain
- bag of words
- Drawstring bag
- My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
- you put rocks in the bag. you carry it as long as you can. and then you find somewhere you love, and you put the rocks down.
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt
- butt naked
- but
- butt set
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Good from far, but far from good
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
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