Findings:
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- You know you're blacked out when...
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- When I Was a Lad
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- When you start a sentence with "As a..." I brace for a non-sequitur
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- When I Was Cruel
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- When all the stars go out at night
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- when in doubt run it out
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
- It was a start
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
- When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
- She was too beautiful to be human
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- When she was bad
- When I was young Time had no wings
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When I was young
- When touch was simple
- being a kid was great
- When or Not, Make it Great
- When the great recorder comes
- Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
- Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- I was adored once too
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Back when grunge was still cool
- When I was your age
- There was a time when I was a better person
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When I Was a Boy
- When I was ten years old
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- When I was five
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- November 4, 1995
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
- Your husband was a great man
- 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
- Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- When in doubt, throw it out
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
- The day I found out I was a guy
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- When you blow out like a dead star
- we are still too fragmented to achieve truly great things
- It's too crowded out here
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- when my oxygen starts to run low
- Now is the time when I start: Drink
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- When words mean too much
- The beggar who was too rich for my money
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- We get too tense when we drive
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- I was alone for too long
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Days when art is too much to bear
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
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