Findings:
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- No, I don't have channel 11
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Let them have Festivas
- A reason to drink
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Cats don't have brakes
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Stoned music memories
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- So you don't have to
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't have a television set
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You don't have to remember my name
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I don't have the time
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- you don't have to do this
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- You don't have any real problems
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I have a dream
- What have you
- When I have female children
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I have no complaint
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- What have you been smoking?
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have no hair
- You have a big finger
- She's Gotta Have It
- Know your pets
- don't let them scare you
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- I have no faith in your God
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- You can't have everything
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- institutions have lives of their own
- Sally guests I have known
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Have a nice day
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- have
- Have Blue (user)
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Have you tried rebooting?
- We Have Explosive
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have you found Jesus?
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