Findings:

• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Leitmotif and its use in Star Wars
• Things never were what they used to be
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Why more people should use the color brown
• When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• Oceania has never been at war
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• What is and what should never be
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• The United States should not go to war with Iraq
• Why you should use pens instead of pencils
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• The use of fungus as a weapon in the War On Drugs
• why you should never be a referee
• Things that we will never use
• Names that should never be given to important files
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• World War II never happened
• Using a command line
• Never use the phrase "dark night"
• Why you should understand the tools you use
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• The United States should go to war with Iraq
• Why you should use pencils instead of pens
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• never use variable arguments in C++
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Why Muslims should lose the War on Terror
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• excuse
• Excuse me
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Ignorance is no excuse
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• excuse moi (user)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• bad excuse (user)
• No Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• Never
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• This will never happen
• I never thought it would be like this
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Rust Never Sleeps
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never say die
• I think that I shall never see
• Never trust anyone over 30
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Never be the first to let go
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• What if Prince Charming never shows?
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• The one my father never met
• I never saw her again
• voice never dies
• What if it never happened?
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• He never returned
• Never look like you're staring
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• A broken heart never heals
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• Something never perfect
• September that never ended
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Never argue with a fool
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• The Grass is Never Greener
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Born, never asked
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• How come we never dated?
• It's never him
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Never Is a Promise
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Never Say Never Again
• Evolution has never been observed
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• In Germany Before The War
• two positives never make a negative
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• Violence never solved anything
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Bargaining? Never with that roof.
• Kirby G6
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Never Volunteer
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I hope you never run for public office
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I'll never be the other woman
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Now or Never
• I Never Knew You
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I am never alone
• A watched pot never boils
• I will never drink root beer again
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• if i never saw you again
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Things Never to say to your kids
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Never Join a CD Club
• Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• A watched pothead never tokes
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• You're never around when I need you
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never Forget the Ghosts
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me

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