Findings:

• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• You know you're a geek when...
• I Change Your Mind
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When you're dead, you're dead
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You're pretty when you cry
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• You're never around when I need you
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Parenting techniques when seasons change
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• 52 Small Changes for the Mind
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• You're so closed minded
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• When your mind races, who wins?
• When life changes forever
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you're home alone
• I'll explain it when you're older
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're alone
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You know you're in the SCA when
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Sing when you're winning
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Arguments don't change minds
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• When You're Evil
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Swing when you're winning
• Only when you're older
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• the stars that change our minds
• Change Your Mind
• 30
• 300
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• 300 Baud Modem
• 30 Neo-Futurist Plays
• December 30, 1999
• Dream Log: December 30, 1999
• Never trust anyone over 30
• January 30, 2000
• 1 Samuel 30
• Job 30
• Isaiah 30
• Jeremiah 30
• Ezekiel 30
• Proverbs 30
• Hitler's January 30, 1937 Speech to the Reichstag
• RIO PMP 300
• March 30, 2000
• Dream Log: March 30, 2000
• April 30, 2000
• August 30, 2000
• suddenly you're all i see
• Northanger Abbey - Chapter 30
• JLA #30
• The Jungle Chapter 30
• The Jungle Chapter 30 - part 2
• September 30, 2000
• Dream Log: September 30, 2000
• Proof that 30 = 29
• October 30, 2000
• November 30, 2000
• 300% of something is NOT three times more!
• Editor Log: October 30, 2000
• Dream Log: October 30, 2000
• January 30, 1997
• The Gallic Wars Book 1 Chapter 30
• January 30
• Dream Log: November 30, 2000
• Editor Log: November 30, 2000
• December 30, 2000
• 30 Degrees Everywhere
• Dream Log: December 30, 2000
• HTML 3.0
• January 30, 2001
• Scarlett's 300
• Dream Log: January 30, 2001
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Sense and Sensibility - Chapter 30
• May 30, 1998
• Constitution of Ireland Article 30
• Astrophil and Stella: Sonnet 30
• Classical Mythology: Table 30
• Everything2 as a 300 pound kitten
• Pinocchio: Chapter 30
• Dream Log: March 30, 2001
• April 30, 2001
• Dream Log: April 30, 2001
• Federalist #30
• 30 Seconds to Mars
• August 30, 2002
• Unicode 3.0
• The 30 second kneel down
• September 30, 2002
• Dream Log: September 30, 2002
• Dewey Decimal System: 300
• Dream Log: October 30, 2002
• November 30, 2002
• Don Tomas Special Edition #300
• Dream Log: January 30, 2003
• OpenBSD 3.0 Theme Song
• March 30, 2003
• April 30, 2003
• Dream Log: April 30, 2003
• Roadmap to peace in the Middle East
• May 30, 2003
• Walking Man 30
• June 30, 2003

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