I thought eye'd at least try and get in the spirit of the thing, starting with an old favourite:
YY U R
YY U B
I C U R
YY 4 me
and a quick attempt of my own:
Ewe R YY,
U here my size?
Aye morn allowed,
Eh feet two-prowed,
4 me 2 beet
And sew eye seed.
Eye fink aisle rite sum moor
Butt watt too rite?
Aye know knot watt too poot,
Aye knead two fink watt suits.