Don't forget all the
classical music they've destroyed, too. My students can’t tell
Bach from
Beethoven, but they sure know what
commercials have ripped off the pieces I play in class. The ones that really piss me off are the ones that use
Vivaldi and
Mozart to pimp that fucking
South African diamond cartel. Moments like that make me question the concept of
public domain.
And strangely enough,
Michael Jackson’s
pedophilia doesn’t piss me off (and believe me, I do hate goddamn
pedophiles) nearly as much as his exploitation of the
Beatles catalogue.
"You say you want a
revolution…" Yeah, and you whores at
Nike will be the first ones
up against the wall, motherfuckers.