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- 19th Century Etiquette
- 79 Hit! Marvelous!
- 808
- a face peeking in your window
- A game which involves running around at night with white plastic chairs
- a poem out of the machine
- About some girl
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- Advice I have been given about girls (idea)
- Afsluitdijk
- Age, Sex, Location (idea)
- Alan Partridge
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- Ancient Scottish tradition of basing your food on a dare
- anosognosia
- Aokigahara
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- August 15, 2004 (person)
- Avoidant Personality Disorder
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- banana trick
- Barber surgeon (person)
- Bill Watterson
- Bizarre psychology experiments
- Black barbershop
- Brian Eno
- Bunyip
- celery is NOT served at movie theaters
- Clogs for Carlotta
- Cockroaches in the microwave
- Colonel Sanders
- Confessions of a Pastry Whore
- Dad's "Joke"
- Daddy longlegs
- Damn! Is that ramen in my trousers?
- Daniel Johnston
- David Icke
- Deliberately dropping pennies
- Dissed by a five-year-old
- Dmitri Shostakovich
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five? (person)
- Do You Speak English?
- Do-It-Yourself Depression Control (idea)
- drought diet for cows (idea)
- Ethnic Stereotypes in Street Fighter 2
- Ethnic stereotypes in Terranigma
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
- Everyone is different
- Everything women respond to Webster 1913
- Facebook destroys real relationships
- Falling out of love with friends (idea)
- Filters for black and white photography
- Forts made of chairs and blankets
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- Fun things to do in an elevator
- Glass is a Liquid (essay)
- H.H. Holmes
- hanging out
- happy as a clam
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Hold out a handful of dirt and watch it fall (idea)
- How to beat the system in Monopoly
- How to crack an egg with one hand (personal)
- How to hide
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- How to make a Ghillie Suit
- How to make friends, from a friend. (idea)
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- How to ride a bus
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to Succeed at McDonald's (idea)
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- I dedicate all my love to your hot inner beauty
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
- I peer across a chasm and you peer back
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- I Wanna Be The Guy
- I was a homeless bum
- I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- idiom
- If you're happy and you know it click this node
- Illusion of Friendship
- Impersonating someone famous
- In the Court of the Crimson King (review)
- Interview with a Muse
- Is spanking really child abuse?
- Is this poetry or crap? (idea)
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- It's easy to be charming on the internet
- January 29, 2010
- Jar Jar Binks
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just kiss her
- Katamari Fortissimo Damacy
- Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
- Kill Your Students Day
- Lars and the Real Girl
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
- Lord of the Flies
- losing control to hysterical laughter
- Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- Milky milky
- Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors? (idea)
- moustache cup
- Mr Benn
- My brother shit in my pillow
- My experience with battery acid
- My grandmother and I traveling in time
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- My most depressing and most inspiring moment in teaching
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know (idea)
- Newton's Rape Manual and other surprises
- Nick Cave's Love Song Lecture
- Node your homework
- Noel Edmonds
- Noises made by roosters in different languages
- Numbers Station
- Old-school child vs. new-school child
- On being sane in insane places
- Pimpin ain't easy
- Playing in the shower with a balloon
- poetic
- Potato sack dresses
- Random acts of kindness
- Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
- Random nodeshells
- Random strangers you remember
- Reactions from Clampe's students
- Rene Magritte
- Repetition of common words and phrases makes excellent postmodern poetry
- Ripping off soda machines
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Salvador Dalí
- Sarah's Virginity
- Scarecrow's Secret
- Schrödinger's Girlfriend (poetry)
- Schrödinger's Heart
- Secret bus driver wave
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Shit-jobs and What-the-fuck Career Moves
- shy extrovert
- Sickness-induced hallucination
- Skin hunger
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Sleep as an Addiction
- Soft link
- Someone please kill me
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Star Wars Ethnic Stereotype Equivalency Guide
- Steve Buscemi
- Stop acting like an asshole
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Strangers talk to me
- Stretch Armstrong
- Suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Thank you note
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- The Bear FAQ
- The best conversations take place in bed (idea)
- The best teacher I ever had
- The bravest man I've ever known
- The Bread of the Early Years
- The Bus of Freaks
- The Chemical Worker's Song
- The crazy hours of pregnancy
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- The darkroom goddess
- The difference between desire and being desired (idea)
- The fragile innocence of inanimate objects
- The Giving Tree
- The Horror of the Used Bookstore
- The Introverted Thinker Fights Back
- The introverted thinker on the playground
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- THE LOUD NODE (thing)
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- The nicest people in the world are video store clerks
- The Policeman's Beard is Half Constructed
- The pretty girl has no friends
- The right way to take a bath (idea)
- The Ringo phenomenon
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- The Singing Bus Driver
- The single girl's lament
- The six rejections game
- The sky was green today
- The Smiths
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- the wise mapmaker omits his home
- The world breaks everyone
- Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
- There's a Hippo in the Bathtub
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do (idea)
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say (idea)
- Things that I've overheard
- Things to do to salvage a shitty day
- This node should be filled with bees!
- To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
- To escape a house gone mad
- Two Envelope Paradox
- Two stick figures leaning towards each other, heads touching
- Two-word poem
- Uberman's Sleep Schedule
- Urban Exploration
- Urban spelunking
- Using Pavlovian Theory to classically condition inanimate objects
- Waiting is the only part (idea)
- Walked a lobster on a leash
- Walmarts and Blockbusters increase neighborhood violence
- Warning to travellers from an Arab gentleman
- We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner. (essay)
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- What the fuck is this shit? (idea)
- What would Ben Franklin think of this?
- When children become people
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
- Why Glow-In-The-Dark Stuff is Green (idea)
- Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
- why my son is afraid of ceiling fans