I like my
cat. It is a
good cat. It eats
cat food. It does not eat
dog food. It does not do
drugs. My cat likes to
meow. My cat likes to
scratch things. Some of these things include
furniture,
scratching post,
children. One time I gave my cat a little piece of
carrot and he ate it. My cat does not eat
mice. My cat does not
smell funny.
I also like my cat because my cat is smart. It is not stupid like many of the dogs you may have encountered. My cat reads my mood and stays away when I am angry. My cat does not eat his cat food when there is poison in it. My cat can count up to 300. My cat knows calculus like the back of his damn hand. My cat also has a slightly deformed head.
I like my cat because it is cute. It has eyes and ears and a mouth. All of those are smaller than my eyes and my ears and my mouth. It has little paws. It makes paw-prints when it walks through paint or tar or blood and then walks on the clean floor. It has little whiskers. It is a young cat. It also goes to the bathroom in the litter box.