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Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:12:29
Approach the
urinal
.
Unzip one's
pants
, and
extract
the
tool
of
fluid
ejection
.
Aim the
tip
of fluid ejection
instrument
towards the
bottom
of urinal. (This helps to avoid
splash-back
.)
Begin
ejection
of
fluid
, being sure not to
spill
fluid
beyond
the bounds of the urinal.
When fluid flow ceases initiate shut down process by shaking instrument to
ensure
all fluid has been ejected.
Return
instrument
to
pants
.
Zip
pants making
sure
to avoid
fluid
ejection
instrument
.
Flush
urinal.
Approach
sink
and wash hands.
Congratulations
, you have successfully
urinate
d.
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