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by
Ninja-Lad
Mon May 22 2000 at 1:05:01
One of the most
reward
ing and
classy
method
s of
public
foreplay
.
Locate
Victoria's Secret
store.
Be
cautious
to
distinguish
between the
bath
/
perfume
/
lotion
side of the store and the
panties
/
bra
/
sheer
sleepwear side.
With
female
partner
in
hand
, enter panty/bra/sheer sleepwear side of store.
Fend off
salespeople
. You will not
need
their
help
for what is to follow.
Inquire
after your partner's
intimate sizes
(if you don't
know
them).
Resist
the
urge
to
strip
partner
naked
and
measure
her. Take her
word
for it. Really.
Select
three
or
four
items in your partner's
size
s.
Choose flattering
color
s and
fabric
s. Stay away from the
sheer
stuff
that feels like a
screen door
. It's
nasty
.
Follow partner to
dressing room
.
Resist
urge
to follow
partner
into
dressing room. This is
meant
to be an
exercise
in
public
foreplay
, not
public
indecency
.
Wait for partner to
emerge
from dressing room with each new
underwear
"
outfit
".
Make
approving
comment
s. Relish
effect
of seeing partner in a state of undress in
public
. Do not leave
area
until partner is done trying on selections.
While partner is getting
dress
ed,
purchase
selections.
Hide
purchases in other
shopping bags
.
Surprise
partner with new
undies
upon arrival at
home
.
Feel
free
to
repeat
step
s 4 - 7 as
desire
d.
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