Pee is another word for
urine. It is the
liquid that comes out of you when you are on the
potty.
Unlike
poop, the
yucky playdoh that comes out of you when you are on the
potty,
pee does not usually
smell. It's true!
Poop smells because it has all sorts of good and wonderful
bacteria breaking it down, even before it leaves your
lovely pink intestines. Unless you are suffering from a
Urinary Tract Infection, your
pee has no
bacteria.
"But Facty!" you say, "Pee totally smells! My roommate does that '
If it's yellow let it mellow' thing and peeeeeeee yeeeeeeeew!"
Well I say to you, that
smell is the result of
the glory of nature! You see, when pee has been sitting around, the
urea in it begins to break down, creating
ammonia and
carbon dioxide. You are smelling
ammonia - the exact same stuff that is in
Pine Sol!!!
Diet is the other thing that can make your
pee smell.
Asparagus and
coffee are two foods that have
pee scenting chemicals. You can try these fun experiments on
yourself at home:
1.
Eat lots of
asparagus and see if you can smell your
scented pee, if it smells a little bad, you are one of the
4 in ten who has the gene to break down the
smelly asparagus chemicals. If it smells really really bad you are in the one of the lucky
3 in fifty who have the double gene!!!
2.
Pee. Drink as much
water as you can. Note the difference in
color.
3.
Think of as many words for
pee as you can. Here are a few to start you off:
Tinkle,
wee wee,
number one...
Pee is important to our bodies. It carries
waste and
water out of our
blood. You can make your own
pee at home! Here's how:
1.5 quarts of water
2 tablespoons urea (you can distill this from your own sweat and saliva - but thats another recipe)
1 tablespoon salt
some pigment (like maybe if you soak a yellow m&m in the water then take out the candy part)
some poison (if you use your city tap water you probably wont need to add any poison)
-or-
You can just wait a little while and you will have to go.
Some people think that
pee is just like
poop, but that is just not so!
Poop is made when you eat some
food, it passes through your
tummy and into your miles of pink
intestines and out your
pooper.
Pee is
distilled from your
precious red blood (unless you are from that
blue blood Appalachian family). The
blood pumps out your
heart and through your
body, passing through your
kidneys to your
bladder and finally out your
peeper and into the
potty. The
potty is the first time
pee and
poop will ever meet!
Well I hope this has been an
informative write up. I am doing an
action right now known as the
Pee Pee Dance and I will be back soon to take your
questions and
comments.
-it's a fact!
this has been a node inspired by the incomparable mister GoneJackal