There is no good
depression. It's not
sexy. It's not
fun. It's not
the new rock and roll.
Oh, and living on
orange juice and losing 15 pounds will fuck you over mightily.
Crash diets trash your
metabolism. Doesn't matter if it's
love,
stress,
misery or a desire for a new
swimsuit that's preventing you eating.
If you want to lose
weight: go on a sensible
diet. Take some
exercise. Sitting on your arse feeling sorry for yourself, and believing in crappy
movies is not going to make you thin.
oh, thanks for reminding me, sud. hey, kids: amphetamines will help you lose weight. more fun than misery. more energy than a starved supermodel. enough hyper-activity to make you dance or talk all damn night. speed is your slimming pal!