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Sun Oct 22 2000 at 1:48:07
Listen to me, gentle noder, and I shall tell ye a tale about the
HORROR
that was
The Portland Oregon Everything Tea
!
Ok, so it was pretty fun, actually. I showed up late to
the Tao of Tea
but was spotted instantly (my sparkling personality must really shine through.) Most of my fellow noders had already arrived including
ideath
,
Brain
,
patientfox
,
Dialogue
,
flamingweasel
,
pukesick
and of course our gracious host,
LordOmar
.
We chatted it up and all got along famously. I had only been there five minutes when the guy working the counter asked me to stop cussing so loudly. Oh well, some people just can't deal with a group that is as hardcore as we were.
I don't mind saying that the place was a tad
froofy
.
LordOmar
picked a nice, quiet, neutral spot, but there were no
candy asses
in this boat! We jabbered, laughed and talked shit about everyone that wasn't present at the moment. Soon after,
dragoon
showed up and
pukesick
left (not necessarily in that order.) We soon gave up on
icicle
and
Eco
, figuring that they wussed out. We were only half-right. As we were leaving to go hit
Hawthorn
for some eats,
icicle
walked right through the middle of our group as we milled about
indecisively
on the sidewalk. She looked like she was about ready to yak up breakfast or break into a sprint, so I, being the natural leader that I like to think I am, called out to her before she could escape.
She looked only very slightly like a caged animal, but soon calmed down and we all began our trek to "
Hippie Boulevard
" and ended up at the
Oasis Cafe
, a small, trendy, gourmet pizza joint that was crawling with yuppies. We stole a bunch of tables and ordered three large pizzas. We then proceeded to loudly talk shit about everyone that we had left out during our discussion at the tea place earlier.
Everyone was twice as cool as I had hoped and we had a lot of fun. We all seemed to agree (more or less) on all of our topics of discussion except about whether
dannye
, upon walking in to
Powell's Book Store
would: implode, explode, burst in to flames or interact with the environment in a sort of matter/
anti-matter
type scenario.
Liberal
/
conservative
simply canceling each other out and quietly ceasing to exist on this plane.
The world may never know!
Anyhow, after that, we all walked outside and talked for a bit before we split up, half of us (
LordOmar
,
dragoon
,
brain
) went home, the other half came to my work place and are having a little noding party on the computers (except
icicle
, who bailed). If anything else interesting happens, I will tag it on here. All in all, it was much more fun than I expected and no one got
hurt
(yet)!
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