Findings:
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- He taught me how to smoke
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- i'm just a girl
- The boy with just a head and a burlap sack for a body
- He just looks
- Jesus He Knows Me
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- We're all doing just fine
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
- That's Just How He Was
- With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- OBAFGKM
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- he calls me monster
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
- Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm just here for the candy
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm fine, thank you. And you?
- he calls me girly (user)
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He Hate Me
- He called me Sarah once
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- He that is not with me is against me.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- The day he gave me a lift
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- That's me inside your head
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Me and Edith Head
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
- There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
- He probably thinks he is doing fine
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- He flops over and bonks his head
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
- I'm fine no really
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- It's just the way that he walks
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- He brings me books like flowers
- she, he, and me
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- he that is not with me is against me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- He just left his body
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- head shot
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm just a bill
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- he just died
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