Findings:
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Would that I were a Poet
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If I were Twenty-One I would save money
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- the stars were falling just for him
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- we didn't know then that we were making memories
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- Mistakes we knew we were making
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm just a bill
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- I'm just guessing
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- an ache you would ask for
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- We were all thinking it, I just said it
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- God ignores His oldest children and forgets the quietest
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- Would you know if you were insane?
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
- If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- She just stares at us like we're crazy
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Making the Movies XXXVI The Movie Soldier and His Work
- He just left his body
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- i'm just a girl
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm just sayin'
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- I'm just sayin'.
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- I asked her not to forget me
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Just to see what it would be like
- We're all doing just fine
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm just here for the candy
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- Why I dislike the term "making love"
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Would you just look at this thing
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
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