Bad cats are
tough to catch. When you're not looking, they're doing
bong hits. As the month progresses, your
liquor gets more and more watered down, until the bad cat "
accidently" knocks over the bottle so you have to buy more
alcohol. When you're at work, the bad cat brings home
dirty,
nasty,
skanky cats that are full of
greasy fleas and they screw them on your
pillow. They drink from the
milk carton when you're looking the other way. Those
dead mice you find were a combination of
Feng Shui and
Cthulhu worship, except you keep stumbling onto the
rituals before the bad cat can set the house aflame.
You never know when you have a bad cat until it's too late.