I keep having this DJ dream. I'm in London, I'm a DJ, and people come from all over to hear me. I don't get it.

I've never previously entertained ambitions of spinning. The music is all really cool and I'm fairly sure that in the dream not only am I mixing it down live on the wheels of steel, but I know the music I'm using is stuff I wrote.

This isn't inconceivable, because that's what I do: I'm a composer. However, the things I write are usually orchestral or symphonic in nature, almost never being comprised of what I would call "Tasty Beatz."

This DJ dream is recurring, and in it it's just me spinning up dance music for the people. They dig it. This seems to go on for about half an hour, and then the dream ends.

I still can't figure it out.