"Would you love me if I was a worm?"

"If? You ate dirt off the ground yesterday."

"I saw a tasty leaf and got carried away!"

"You're just digging yourself deeper. Like a worm."

"Oh yeah? Well YOU'RE a worm."

"Your mom's a worm."

"You've met my mother!"

"Clearly you got it from her."

"YOUR mom's a worm."

"Then obviously I am also a worm, and as we are both worms, I still love you."

"Fair enough."