Camera moves through forest
Anouncer:We at Putrid Deoderants use only the finest
rotting salmon carcasses in our new
roll-on, AfterSpawn.
Camera begins moving down a stream with dead salmon lining the banks and sea gulls scattering as it approaches.
A:We don't
harvest them untill at least 75% of the flesh is eaten by
scavengers.
zoom in on a pinkish object with bits of red skin showing then fade to a picure of happy looking people wandering around and laughing.
A:AfterSpawn, one
wiff and you will never
smell anything else.