LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!
PRESENTING an E2 GATHERING that can easily be likened to a CONDOM OF UNUSED PROPORTIONS!!
BEAR WITNESS TO THE SHOCKING CLIMAX
we're going to leave that one alone for a second...
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THE SHOCKING CLIMAX OF THE ONGOING BATTLE BETWEEN THE BAP and WHARFINGER!!
Blood will be shed! Clothes will be shed! There will be no sound but the EAR SPLITTING SQUEAL OF GUITARS, THEREMIN, AND BUCK NAKED CHEERLEADERS!
Yes, you heard me correctly. The climactic battle between the BAP and wharfinger will take place during our
ALL OUT E2 BOSTON FUCKFEST ROCK-A-THON!!!
So DO NOT bring your grandparents. You've been warned.
IN THE
BAP CORNER:
AND, IN WHARFINGER'S CORNER:
- Whar "I ♥ Kitties" Finger! Rhythm guitar! Evil presence! Duplicate personas galore! Surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last!
AND, BACKING UP THE BATTLE UNTIL THEY'RE FORCED TO CHOOSE A SIDE:
Will there be MORE CONTENDERS for the title of ULTIMATE E2 BADASS? BEATS THE UNHOLY LIVING SHITBAGS OUT OF ME!
GET YOURSELF READY FOR THE ROCK BATTLE WHERE NOTHING IS SACRED!
EVERYTHING IS SHOCKING!
AND NOTHING WILL PREPARE YOU FOR THE FINAL SKULL FUCK FINALE!!
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