A report tabled in the
New Zealand Parliament on Thursday, December 21, by the
Ministry of Justice describes progress towards remedying significant inconsistencies between existing legislation and part two of the
Human Rights Act. To wit, the Government plans to make sex offences under the
Crimes Act gender neutral...with the
specific exception of rape.
Alcohol, mind games and such will be covered by 'conspiracy to induce sexual intercourse'. Brute force, ketamine and such will be covered by 'indecent assault', as the phallus of the victim will, of course, be flacid and thus no penetration can occur. It is a Natural Law that men have perfect control over their members, so why pull a Life of Brian 'right to become pregnant'? And yohimbine, poppers and such do not exist. Nor do penile implants for men who have been paralysed completely from the waist down. I'm sorry.