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The theory that women prefer assholes (idea)
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by
TheLady
Sat Jan 06 2001 at 2:07:10
Two things:
Women don't like
assholes
, but they don't like
dishrag
s and
doormat
s either. If you're
desperate
, and believe me women can tell when you are, you're more likely to turn into one of the latter. It's not a
sexy
look on a guy.
Quite a
sizeable
proportion
of the "nice guys" I've been friends with in my life aren't half as nice as they'd like to think. They use a nifty bit of
lateral thinking
- women prefer assholes, I'm not having any luck with women, therefore I must be a
Nice Guy(tm)
. Let me tell you, they can turn decidedly
nasty
when they don't get what they thought they were going to get (namely you), and the
accusations
(you
manipulate
d them, teased them, used them, strung them along) go flying. I've lost quite a few male friends over the years because, after several years of
pent up sexual frustration
, it finally dawned on them that
no, I'm not going to
.
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