On a box of candy:
A lovely and tiny twig KOEDA is a heroine's treasured chocolate born in the forest. The sentimental taste is cozy for all the heroines in the town.
On an ice cream wrapper: Please enjoy the flesh taste. This deliciousness cannot be carried even with both hands.
On a t-shirt (with a picture of a lightbulb): What do you think about my shape? I am the beacon of the vegetable.
(I actually own this shirt, and no one has ever asked me what it means. I think they're afraid to.)
Stores with interesting names:
Pet shop--"Gentleman Loser"
Pet shop--"POO"
Hairdresser--"Yayoi Brains"
Restaurant--"Rice of Delicious"
Gift shop--"Time is Bell"
Beauty salon--"Mud Hair Aesthete"