Master of the Obvious (person)

Guide to becoming a supervillain	Good from far, but far from good	My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.	Icewind Dale II
I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT	How to run faster	http://	moniker
A Fish Called Wanda	Captain Obvious	good old boy	Mod
Tell me of the nature of fear	Vector-valued function	Life is terminal	Hungry Ghost
Marcus Allen	Super Bowl XXXI	face	expatriate
Fighting someone else's battle	The Truth Behind the da Vinci Code	George W. Bush's 2003 State of the Union Address	Useless weapons in science fiction movies