North Campus, University of Waterloo (place)

The vast majority of the land occupied by the University of Waterloo is known as North Campus. In North Campus one can find:

• The Optometry building
• A rec building (I think there's a skating rink in there or something)
• A few soccer fields
• An ancient farm house
• Columbia Lake (a pond that has more bird shit than water)
• Some wood land
• A few student residences
• Lots and lots and lots of corn fields
• The Death Path

If you drive around to the north side of North Campus you are sure to see a proud sign which reads "Welcome To University Of Waterloo, North Campus", behind which you will see trees, corn and nothing else.