discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected

OMNIA DISCORDIA

ABSTRACT

The porpoise of this node is to demon-strate the existence of an unknown scheme underlying the sub-foundations of Eristic astrology (or astral navel-gazing, if you will) outside of those inherent in the Discordian calendar. Herein may also be shown how to tie this to a number of early astrological concepts, lost documents, and forgotten truths, for ease of use and at your own risk; ultimately appearing to act as the motivation for some of the significations of the houses of the POEE Disorganizational Matrix and their solaces, as well as the irrationale for the ass-signment of the five elements to the signs of the zodiac as well as the celebrations for the five days.

EXCERPT
from the TABLES and APPENDICES

1. Monkey (50th Chaos to 49th Discord)

   • Chaos 50 - Sweet in Flux and Boom in Transit
   • Chaos 51 to 72 - Sweet Rising and Boom Blossoming
   • Chaos 73 Discord 1 - Sweet Risen and Boom Rising
   • Discord 2 to 49 - Boom Rising and Sweet Setting

2. Bat (50th Discord to 49th Confusion)

   • Discord 50 - Boom in Flux and Pungent in Transit
   • Discord 51 to 72 - Boom Rising and Pungent Blossoming
   • Discord 73, Confusion 1 - Boom Risen and Pungent Rising
   • Confusion 2 to 49 - Pungent Risen and Boom Setting

3. Robot Hat (50th Confusion to 49th Bureaucracy)

   • Confusion 50 - Pungent in Flux and Prickle in Transit
   • Confusion 51 to 72 - Pungent Rising and Prickle Blossoming
   • Confusion 73, Bureaucracy 1 - Pungent Risen and Prickle Rising
   • Bureaucracy 2 to 49 - Prickle Risen and Pungent Setting

4. Greyface (50th Bureaucracy to 49th The Aftermath)

   • Bureaucracy 50 - Prickle in Flux and Orange in Transit
   • Bureaucracy 51 to 72 - Prickle Rising and Orange Blossoming
   • Bureaucracy 73, The Aftermath 1 - Prickle Risen and Orange Rising
   • The Aftermath 2 to 49 - Orange Risen and Prickle Setting

5. Shatner (50th Aftermath to 49th Chaos)

   • The Aftermath 50 - Orange in Flux and Sweet in Transit
   • The Aftermath 51 to 72 - Orange Rising and Sweet Blossoming
   • The Aftermath 73, Confusion 1 - Orange Risen and Sweet Rising
   • Chaos 2 to 49 - Sweet Risen and Orange Setting

St. Tib's Day

A St. Tib's Day birthday makes one a Homeless Monkey of the 5 Elements, with Boom Exalted and Void Where Prohibited (of course), Hodge Sinking.

Simple Hodge/Podge determination:

• Discord 7 to Confusion 26: Podge Rising
• Confusion 27 to Bureaucracy 46: Podge Sinking
• Bureacracy 47 to The Aftermath 66: Hodge Rising
• The Aftermath 67 to Discord 6: Hodge Sinking

Oppostions:

• Sweet opposes Pungent and Prickle
• Boom opposes Prickle and Setting Orange
• Pungent opposes Setting Orange and Sweet
• Prickle opposes Sweet and Boom
• Setting Orange opposes Boom and Pungent

Solaces:

• Sweet finds solace in Setting Orange and Boom
• Boom finds solace in Sweet and Pungent
• Pungent finds solace in Boom and Prickle
• Prickle finds solace in Pungent and Setting Orange
• Setting Orange finds solace in Prickle and Sweet

from documents unEarthed for
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