ℱliegende Kinderscheiße aus verfluchten Eingeweiden!
Omnia Discordia
or
How I Found Goddess, Lost Her in the West,
⅋ Found Her Again
being an other Hypertext Introduction to the
Erisian Mysterees
Which is Interestingly Moist
-->(An Intermediate Acolyte's Account of The Aftermath,
now with Choose-Your-Own-Enlightenment neurotechnology)<--
as Divinely Relieved* on
My High Irrelevance JAMES PATRICK HENNESSEY, Patrolman
Omnicognizant Polyparent of Mouth-Breeders & Junk Mail
KSC and HIGH PRIEST of
the POSTPARAPARODY-AS-APPLICABAL OF EVERYTHING2 ERISIAN (POEE)
HAIL ERIS --><-- ΤΗΙ ΚΑΛΛΙΣΤΙ --><-- ALL HAIL WEST TEXAS
Pre- and Re-Dedicated to The Prettiest One
All Over Again
Each copy of the Principia Discordia has its own unique name which, when revealed,
unlocks the powers coded into the unalterable sequence of the characters within.
Gate - Title
00000 ((Cover))
.ooooi Extistentialism Pro: The Millennial Edition
00000 Introduction
.ooooi Archived E2 FAQ: Introduction
0000i The Five Most Important Numbers
00001 Page 00001
00002 Table of Contents (You are here. We are not. Here is gone.)
.ooooi ((No, really, you are HERE.))
00003 The Sacred Chao (Illustration)
00004 Five Commandments (The Pentabarf)
.ooooi A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing What he Reads
00005 A Zen Story
.ooooi Zen Story
.oooii Zen Story: Nothing Exists
.ooiii Zen Story: The Invading Marauders
.oooiv Zen Story: Four monks settling down to meditate
.oooov The End
00006 Telegram to Jehovah Yahweh
00007 Birth of the Erisian Movement
.ooooi The birth of the Puritan movement in Elizabethan England
00008 One, two, FIVE!
00009 Your Crystal Earth Pod and You
00010 This place needs more actual discontent. Let's begin.
.ooooi dronf eht eraweb
00011 Battle Hymn of the Eristocracy
.ooooi Battle Hymn of the Republic
.oooii The Battle Hymn of the COVID-19 Lockdown
00012 On Prayer
00013 Heaven is down...
00014 Norton's Money
.ooooi Other People's Money
00015 Eris - Greek Genealogy
.ooooi Chaos Family
.oooii On the Genealogy of Morals
00016 Law of Fives
00017 Apple of Discord (Myth of the)
00018 Nobody Knows
00019 Erisian Hymn
.ooooi Hymn to Beauty
00020 POEE Chart
00021 POEE Symbol
00022 POEE
00023 Application Form
.ooooi E2 Clique Application Form
00024 POEE Priests
.ooooi Eris sacerdos in aeternum
00025 The Five Elements
00026 Erisian Affirmation
.ooooi Robert Kennedy: Day of Affirmation Speech
00027 Legionnaire Certificate
00027 St Gulik
00028 How to Start a POEE Cabal Without Messing Around with the Polyfather
00029 Baptismal Rite
.ooooi Rite of Not Knowing
00030 Global Warming is a Hoax and Jesus Rode a Dinosaur
00031 Mysteree Oath
00032 The Discordian Society
00033 The Golden Apple Corps
00033 Numeral V Sign
00034 Calendar - Discordian Calendar
.ooooi Celebrations for the 5 Days
· Sweetmorn
· Boomtime
· Pungenday
· Prickle-Prickle
· Setting Orange
· sechsterTag
00035 Holy Names
00036 POPE Cards
00037 Parable of The Bitter Tea
.ooooi Parable of the Coffee Cup and the Donut
00038 Sermon on Ethics & Love
00039 Apostles of Eris
00040 Part Five: Lore, Myths, and Memoirs
00041 How Honest Book of Truth Was Revealed
00042 Curse of Greyface
00043 Mandala
.ooooi Your Own Private Mandala
00044 Cosmology (Book of Uterus)
00046 Orders of Discordia
00047 Entropy (Norbert Weiner)
00048 Zarathud's Enlightenment
00049 teh Sacred Chao (text)
00052 Hodge/Podge Transformer
00053 Brunswick Shrine
00054 Starbuck's Pebbles // Flashbacks at Starbucks
00055 Eris during 3125 years (Brazil letter)
00056 Cosmogony (Void's Daughters)
00059 Sydastian Chant
00060 Classification of Saints
00061 Occultism
00062 Astrology
.ooooi Discordian Zodiac Astrology and such other things as which are connected
00063 Greyface and Negativism
00064 The Turkey Curse
00065 Arguments for Evangelists
.ooooi The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
00066 "Sink" (game)
00067 Chain Letter (Joint Effort)
.ooooi The Story of the Wasted Effort
00068 Avatar Classification
00069 Epistle to The Paranoids
00071 Super Secret Crypto Cypher Code
00072 Illuminati (letter)
00073 You're So Boned
00074 Salvation
00075 Documented Unfeatures
* And annotated, arranged, collated, curated, edited, expanded, integrated, instigated, and linked and linked (amongst other things) by ʬeroland, j.s.p.s.,
with additional potential editing by gods and content editors.
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