It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never ever ever agree with one another about Saints.*
Ever.

"Everybody understands Mickey Mouse.
Few understand Hermann Hesse.
Only a handful understood Albert Einstein.
And nobody understood Emperor Norton I."
-- slogan of Joshua Norton Cabal of San Francisco

THE CLASSIFICATION OF SAINTS

Saint Second Class

To be reserved for all human beings deserving of Sainthood.
Example: St. Norton the First, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico (his grave near San Francisco is an official POEE shrine.)

Lance Saint

Good Saint material and definitely inspiring.
Example: St. Yossarian (Catch 22, Joseph Heller)

Lieutenant Saint

Excellent Goddess-Saturated Saint.
Example: St. Quixote (Don Quixote, Miguel de Cervantes)

Brigadier Saint

Comparable to Lt. St. but has an established following (fictional and/or factual).
Example: St. Bokonon (Cat's Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut)

Five Star Saint

The Five Apostles of Eris.

Note: The last four of the above categories are reserved for fictional(‽) beings who, not being actual, are more capable of perfection.
Note₂: Cabbages can never ever ever be Discordian Saints. Ever. Other Brassica members can, however. For instance, St. Sprout of Brussels.
*I don't even agree with this writeup, and I wrote it.

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Omnia Discordia

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Saint Sinner	Saint Bastard's Day	Occultism	Knig of Tyops
Book of the Lives of the Saints	Celebrations for the 5 Days	sechsterTag	Omnia Discordia
Saint Bastard	Theology saves	Five Star Stories	Saint Monday
Anarchism and American Traditions	Saint Augustine in Drag	Methought I Saw My Late Espoused Saint	Petitions to the Patron Saint of Noders
Saint Of Circumstance	Saint Sabrina's Parlor in Purgatory	United States' First Zoning Ordinance	The Saint John Naming Problem
St. Nichole, Patron Saint of Empty Gas Tanks	The Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints	My First Absolution!

Classification of Saints (thing)

THE CLASSIFICATION OF SAINTS